We’ve all tried at some point in time to pick up a woman by pretending to be suave and debonair. And if you’re as clumsy as I am, you’ve probably failed miserably. (Please note if you’re already suave and debonair, this column isn’t for you…oh…and I hate you.)
Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
I was recently out with some lovely single ladies for a couple of drinks a few weeks ago…or was that a few drinks a couple of weeks ago…anyway…we were asking ourselves why we love women when they can be so terribly complicated. We came to the conclusion that they’re just plain irresistible…so really…who can resist?
Welcome to YDA, an advice column for lesbians who are just too damn lazy to find the answers themselves. I respect that.
Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
Thank you so much for your support! Your checks are in the mail. For those of you to whom I promised I would put out…I’m in the mail. Sincerely, GG
HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVELY LADIES! This is what I want me and you to do in the next 12 months: 10) Laugh, laugh, and laugh. Laugh at yourself, and with others. Remember WITH and not AT…that last part was a reminder for me and not you. 9) Do something you’re afraid of doing but deep down you [...]
Happy New Year from the cast of Penis Schmenis: where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
A few years ago, I heard a theory about the connection between dancing and sex. Basically, you can judge how good or bad a person is in bed by the way she dances. In other words, what she does vertically gives you an idea of what she can do horizontally. Needless to say, I’ve been [...]
