You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Jan 13th, 2008 by GSGrenier
Welcome to YDA, an advice column for lesbians who are just too damn lazy to find the answers themselves. I respect that.
Dear Genevieve,
You never talk about bisexuals on your website. The queer community is not just about lesbians you know.
People Person
Dear PP,
Please give me a few minutes because now I’m giggling uncontrollably at your acronym. Ok…I’m better now. I only feel comfortable writing about what I know…and I think I’ve proven over these past few months that I know very little. So saying, I’m not bisexual and don’t feel comfortable talking out of my ass on the subject. However, I will be covering in a future Mostly Harmless column how lesbians treat bisexuals in our community. It won’t be pretty, but it will be honest.
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Dear Genevieve,
You talk a lot about emotions in your columns, but when are you going to start talking about sex? When are you going to give us the dirty sordid squishy moist details?
Lustyboi
Bad boi!
If I’m not getting any, you’re not getting any either.
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Dear Gen,
Can I call you Gen? I’m a bit shy and find it hard to talk to women. What do you suggest?
Dear if you want my advice don’t ever call me Gen again,
I’m a natural extrovert so I’m trying to put myself in your shoes as a shy person. If you can’t strike up a conversation with a woman, try smiling at her first…maybe even a dorky little wave at the person whose attention you’d like to get? A smile and a tiny wave aren’t too bold or too aggressive.
If you feel you still can’t do this, I would ‘accidentally’ trip and bump into someone. And before you ask, yes I’ve used that technique before. It works.
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This wraps up this week’s YDA. All sarcasm aside, I want to thank everyone who does take the time to write in with their questions. You’re all a bit masochistic and that’s why I’m terribly fond of you.