HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVELY LADIES!
This is what I want me and you to do in the next 12 months:
10) Laugh, laugh, and laugh.
Laugh at yourself, and with others. Remember WITH and not AT…that last part was a reminder for me and not you.
9) Do something you’re afraid of doing but deep down you know would be good for you.
The more scared you are, the more your actions will probably be life changing and rewarding…except for bungee jumping…seriously…why would anyone do that?
8) If you’re single but not ready to date anyone, go and flirt.
It’s good for your morale and whoever is on the receiving end of the flirting. If you’re in a relationship, flirt with your partner the way you used to when you first started dating…except without the awkwardness and the alcohol…
7) Feel good about yourself.
The biggest problem with human beings is that we are too damn insecure. Insecurity makes us say and do stupid things. Remind yourself of why you are such a unique and special individual. For instance, I’m proud of the fact that I can peel an orange in one peel…ok…maybe I’m giving special a bad name.
6) Strengthen your relationships with your family and friends.
These are the people you can count on for anything and everything. These are the people who will be honest with you even when you don’t want them to be. These are the people who love you despite your “specialness.”
5) Be happy on your own.
Even if you’re in a relationship, learn to be happy when your partner isn’t around. The best gift you can give your partner or a potential one, is you: HAPPY…and naked if you have the time.
4) Explore your sexuality.
You deserve the best orgasms ever. Figure out what your mind, soul, and body like in order to be able to express clearly what you want and need. Go out and buy some whips and chains; use your hands; raid your refrigerator for organic vegetables. If you do that last part just don’t invite me over for supper ok?
3) Fall in love.
Just because you’ve had some bad experiences doesn’t mean you’ll never experience butterflies in your stomach again…just don’t confuse the butterflies with indigestion.
2) Communicate in an honest and constructive way.
Not just with others…but yourself. We’re either too hard on ourselves, or not hard enough. If you’re behaving in an unhealthy way, it’s time to be honest with yourself as to why. Don’t put yourself down, that won’t help. Don’t lie to yourself either…unless you really don’t want to admit what happened to the cucumber in the refrigerator while you were exploring resolution #4.
1) Laugh, laugh, and laugh some more.
Ok…go ahead…you can laugh at me if it will help you have a happy new year.
