• Penis Schmenis...

    Posted on February 29th, 2008

    Written by GSGrenier

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    excuses, excuses…

    Welcome to Penis Schmenis: where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.

  • Ramblings

    Posted on February 27th, 2008

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    just because I’m full of cheese…

    “All of creation is conspiring to give you EXACTLY what you NEED, EXACTLY when you NEED it.” I really like that sentiment. I find it comforting. I’m a firm believer that everything does happen for a reason. When good things happen, when bad things happen, it’s all for a very good reason: so that we [...]

  • Mostly Harmless

    Posted on February 25th, 2008

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    Does anyone know a good proctologist?

    Oh we can claim that we have our feet on the ground while we’re falling in love…but every once in awhile, we find our heads in the clouds…or worse…in our asses. It’s never easy when our hearts do battle with our heads…that’s why it’s so important to find a balance…and a good proctologist (ass doctor [...]

  • Mostly Harmless

    Posted on February 13th, 2008

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    Self-Love Party for Valentine’s Day

    So you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, feeling sorry for yourself, and you want to throw a pity party where you’re the guest of honour and the hostess. Now you could…or you could throw yourself a self-love party instead. And by self-love you know what I mean…but we’re not at that part of the column yet…first [...]

  • Mostly Harmless

    Posted on February 7th, 2008

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    It’s time you come to your own emotional rescue

    Sung to the tune of My Favourite Things: Emotional hang-ups and emotional baggage, Emotional rollercoasters and emotional garbage, Fear of rejection and low self-esteem, These are NOT a few of my favourite things. Eat your heart out Julie Andrews!

  • Mostly Harmless

    Posted on February 3rd, 2008

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    You know what you want…but what do you need?

    A few weeks ago, a very lovely lady asked me what my emotional needs were in regards to relationships. No one had ever asked me that question before so my answer required a lot of thinking. I know I just opened the door for inserting your own jokes so by all means go ahead…I’ll wait.

  • Penis Schmenis...

    Posted on February 1st, 2008

    Written by GSGrenier

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    maggie’s new year’s resolutions…

    Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.

  • Penis Schmenis...

    Posted on February 1st, 2008

    Written by GSGrenier

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    sam’s new year’s resolutions…

    Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.