excuses, excuses…
Welcome to Penis Schmenis: where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
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just because I’m full of cheese…
“All of creation is conspiring to give you EXACTLY what you NEED, EXACTLY when you NEED it.” I really like that sentiment. I find it comforting. I’m a firm believer that everything does happen for a reason. When good things happen, when bad things happen, it’s all for a very good reason: so that we [...]
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Does anyone know a good proctologist?
Oh we can claim that we have our feet on the ground while we’re falling in love…but every once in awhile, we find our heads in the clouds…or worse…in our asses. It’s never easy when our hearts do battle with our heads…that’s why it’s so important to find a balance…and a good proctologist (ass doctor [...]
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Self-Love Party for Valentine’s Day
So you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, feeling sorry for yourself, and you want to throw a pity party where you’re the guest of honour and the hostess. Now you could…or you could throw yourself a self-love party instead. And by self-love you know what I mean…but we’re not at that part of the column yet…first [...]
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It’s time you come to your own emotional rescue
Sung to the tune of My Favourite Things: Emotional hang-ups and emotional baggage, Emotional rollercoasters and emotional garbage, Fear of rejection and low self-esteem, These are NOT a few of my favourite things. Eat your heart out Julie Andrews!
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You know what you want…but what do you need?
A few weeks ago, a very lovely lady asked me what my emotional needs were in regards to relationships. No one had ever asked me that question before so my answer required a lot of thinking. I know I just opened the door for inserting your own jokes so by all means go ahead…I’ll wait.
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maggie’s new year’s resolutions…
Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
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sam’s new year’s resolutions…
Penis Schmenis: Where the lesbians put the fun in dysfunctional.
