• Mostly Harmless

    Posted on November 21st, 2008

    Written by GSGrenier

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    Why I can never have a penis

    I grew up in a household full of rowdy boys who smelled like sour celery after a long day of playing outside. Despite not envying their body odour, I was nevertheless jealous of all the games they could invent using nothing but their penises and full bladders.

  • Mostly Harmless

    Posted on November 13th, 2008

    Written by GSGrenier

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    Follow the yellow brick road

    They say that the measure of a person is determined not by how much she is loved by others but by how much she loves others. If this indeed true, then I don’t think there’s a ruler on the planet big enough to measure lesbian love…I can’t even imagine how gigantic the ruler for lesbian [...]