Comments on: Why I can never have a penis http://attictales.com/2008/11/21/why-i-can-never-have-a-penis/ Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:37:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Ximena http://attictales.com/2008/11/21/why-i-can-never-have-a-penis/#comment-3884 Ximena Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:18:37 +0000 http://attictales.com/?p=311#comment-3884 LOL.. I just translated this to my father (he doesn't speak english) and we laughed a lot, but, he says you missed a few things: when men pee they always have to be carefull not to get any urine drops on their pants (which usually happens he says). Then, they have to "shake it" to get rid off the last little drops, finally, he says that "if you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with yourself". All this said by a 77 year-old man... so I think he knows his bussiness :D yes... I'm that close to my dad and also I'm that weird! LOL.. I just translated this to my father (he doesn’t speak english) and we laughed a lot, but, he says you missed a few things:
when men pee they always have to be carefull not to get any urine drops on their pants (which usually happens he says). Then, they have to “shake it” to get rid off the last little drops, finally, he says that “if you shake it more than 3 times, you’re playing with yourself”. All this said by a 77 year-old man… so I think he knows his bussiness :D

yes… I’m that close to my dad and also I’m that weird!

]]> By: Ximena http://attictales.com/2008/11/21/why-i-can-never-have-a-penis/#comment-3875 Ximena Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:03:51 +0000 http://attictales.com/?p=311#comment-3875 that's the funniest thing I've read in a long, LONG time.. And.. it makes me NOT wanna have a penis LOL. that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, LONG time..
And.. it makes me NOT wanna have a penis LOL.

]]> By: Mélanie http://attictales.com/2008/11/21/why-i-can-never-have-a-penis/#comment-3756 Mélanie Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:30:49 +0000 http://attictales.com/?p=311#comment-3756 7:30am Where's the morning hard on? 3:25pm I must admit I'd love to feel the whole penis experience as well - it must be quite different and interesting. Hopefully female orgasms are much better - G Spot, Multiple Orgasms, Female Ejaculation. Minus the hairy balls. 7:30am
Where’s the morning hard on?

3:25pm
I must admit I’d love to feel the whole penis experience as well - it must be quite different and interesting. Hopefully female orgasms are much better - G Spot, Multiple Orgasms, Female Ejaculation. Minus the hairy balls.

]]> By: Lesbian Librarian http://attictales.com/2008/11/21/why-i-can-never-have-a-penis/#comment-3752 Lesbian Librarian Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:28:10 +0000 http://attictales.com/?p=311#comment-3752 LOL... only thing you left out was trying on boxers vs. briefs to see which is more comfortable... Ok, we know the answer would be commando! LOL… only thing you left out was trying on boxers vs. briefs to see which is more comfortable…

Ok, we know the answer would be commando!

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