Comments on: Why I can never have a penis

By: Ximena

Ximena — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:18:37 +0000

LOL.. I just translated this to my father (he doesn’t speak english) and we laughed a lot, but, he says you missed a few things:
when men pee they always have to be carefull not to get any urine drops on their pants (which usually happens he says). Then, they have to “shake it” to get rid off the last little drops, finally, he says that “if you shake it more than 3 times, you’re playing with yourself”. All this said by a 77 year-old man… so I think he knows his bussiness

yes… I’m that close to my dad and also I’m that weird!

By: Ximena

Ximena — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:03:51 +0000

that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, LONG time..
And.. it makes me NOT wanna have a penis LOL.

By: Mélanie

Mélanie — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:30:49 +0000

7:30am
Where’s the morning hard on?

3:25pm
I must admit I’d love to feel the whole penis experience as well – it must be quite different and interesting. Hopefully female orgasms are much better – G Spot, Multiple Orgasms, Female Ejaculation. Minus the hairy balls.

By: Lesbian Librarian

Lesbian Librarian — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:28:10 +0000

LOL… only thing you left out was trying on boxers vs. briefs to see which is more comfortable…

Ok, we know the answer would be commando!