When I was about 14 I got a mullet…with a rat tail. No words can express how sorry I am to have put people through this abominable eyesore.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize. I’m really really sorry. I had horrible taste back then…I’d like to think it’s gotten better over the years. My hair…not necessarily my tastes.
While the mullet is somewhat back in fashion thanks to Tegan and Sara:

It’s at least not OLD SCHOOL like this:

Man…that is HARD CORE baby. You could have sex with as many men as you want and still be a DYKE with that hair.
Again…I’m really really sorry. And no…you will NEVER EVER see the pictures.

Damn, I look at that photo and feel like I’ve been assaulted. Can you press charges over “Hair Abuse”?
LOL! That is one scary looking haircut! She must also be featured on peopleofwalmart.com
I insist that you show me the photo… how about this, you show the me the mullet and I’ll show you a pic of Piglet in her pepto-bismol pink First Communion dress… the look on her face is priceless!