I am blogging right now trying hard to avoid a thing which cannot show up on this post.
My pal M put forth this submission and I thought it so amusing I could not abstain from having a crack at it.
Can you work out what it is I am doing?
If you do, I shall grant you a gigantic GOLD STAR.
Goodnight!

An entry on how to use the Diva Cup? An entry on how to work a strapon? An entry comparing the relative merits of Seven vs. Belanna?
Not using the word “was”? Being a crazy person? Oh! typing one handed while pleasuring yourself to the sounds of Sandra Bernhard’s new album?
I’m betting you wanted a post to show up with the date of November 14th in order to follow NaBloPoMo.
(i’m already a GOLD STAR.)
ok… you had to tell me because i couldn’t figure it out!
you are such a cute and quirky lil smarty pants!