For a year I was a member of Toastmasters. I know this is going to be hard to believe, but even though I’m quite extroverted, I have a hard time speaking in public. I get very nervous when I have to make a speech, or present a project in front of a group, big or [...]
When I was about 14 I got a mullet…with a rat tail. No words can express how sorry I am to have put people through this abominable eyesore. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize. I’m really really sorry. I had horrible taste back then…I’d like to think it’s gotten better over the [...]
Please note that SHE represents a number of women I’ve dated over the years and not ex-girlfriends. I have to give them a break every once in awhile. During a coffee date, I had to listen to how she had gotten a letter from this woman she was madly in love with and felt she [...]
When I was living in Ottawa with my two best friends, I was a passionate bookworm. All three of us, geeks that we are, always had really interesting books (mostly fantasy novels, I did say we were geeks) around the house that we would share with one another. I read at least 2 books per [...]
I come from a family where 5 out of 6 people are left-handed. (Yes I come from a small town, and no there is no inbreeding…well not in my family at least.) For years we used to make fun of my mother for being a true LEFTY instead of being AMBIDEXTROUS like the rest of [...]
Well…I can’t say you aren’t creative folks. But seriously, from masturbation to the Diva Cup…why is it my vagina was involved in your guesses? Don’t answer that. If you reread what I wrote in my previous entry, you’ll notice that I did not use the letter E at all, not once…it’s like it never existed. [...]
I am blogging right now trying hard to avoid a thing which cannot show up on this post. My pal M put forth this submission and I thought it so amusing I could not abstain from having a crack at it. Can you work out what it is I am doing? If you do, I [...]
Cleaning the toilet. Peeling a mandarin in one shot. Big huge round wine glasses. The burning sensation of a cold gulp of Coke down my throat. Taking lint out of the dryer without it breaking into little pieces. Proper grammar. Pooping stories. Not having to speak to anyone while I’m on the bus or 30 [...]
I’m addicted to Glee. I am a Gleek! I cry during every episode…sometimes with sadness but most times with joy. It’s like Walking on Sunshine for every episode. Critics have said that the cast is too stereotypical but stereotypes have to come from somewhere. You have your jocks, your cheerleaders, your geeks and freaks, your [...]
Sesame Street celebrated its 40th Anniversary yesterday. I’m so happy this show is still airing on PBS. It played such an important part of my childhood. The songs, the characters, and the lessons they taught me still remain with me today. Of course, it wasn’t all ladybugs and picnics, rubber duckies and baths, and obsessions [...]
