- “You’re not adopted.”
- “I had to file for bankruptcy so I can’t help put you through university.”
- “What are you talking about? I never filed for bankruptcy.”
- “I didn’t cheat on you.”
- “Ok. I cheated on you with that guy, but not the other one.”
- “I’m just not ready for you to meet my parents.”
- “I’m ready to date you because I’m over my ex.”
- “I’m now really ready to date you because I’m so over my ex.”
- “I’m now really really ready to date you because I’m really really over my ex.”
- “You can’t get a cat! I’m allergic!”
Strangely enough, it’s only the last one that really upsets me. And that’s no lie.

Since you are posting every day this month, I will(as an avid reader) comment every day this month. Let me grab my wrist brace first.
Oh damn I may have to steal this one.
I vote that you can have as many pussies as you want!… oh and cats too!