Please note that SHE represents a number of women I’ve dated over the years and not ex-girlfriends. I have to give them a break every once in awhile.
- During a coffee date, I had to listen to how she had gotten a letter from this woman she was madly in love with and felt she needed to pursue her despite the fact that the object of her affections was straight.
- During a supper date, she told me how she was thinking of going back to men.
- While having a few drinks at my place, she told me how she had slept with a lot of people…and proceeded to name them…in chronological order.
- Right after an evening at the movies, she emailed me to tell me she didn’t think we could be in a relationship…but we could be fuck buddies.
- After showing up at my place really drunk, she proceeded to tell me how she had attempted to have a threesome and I shouldn’t be mad since we hadn’t really said we were in a relationship…and could we now finally have sex?
- After a great make-out session, she thanked me for helping to make her ex-girlfriend jealous.
- Right before supper, I met her husband. After supper, I met her boyfriend. Strangely enough, it was her best friend that ruined the evening for me by talking about politics.
- During a movie date, she got mad at me for crying at the sad moments, claiming I should have more self-control.
- After each date, she would tell me that while she couldn’t say NO to us ever being in a relationship, she just couldn’t date me…then she would get back with her ex.
- She told me she didn’t believe in love and if we dated we could never say the L word.
Do you have any horror dates you wish to share?
I was a horror date. I met a woman for coffee, but her photo looked not even a little bit close to the person who showed up. After about 30 mins of talking I let her know I wasn’t interested and left. About an hour later I realized I hadn’t paid for my coffee, and had left her with the cheque. Oops…