12 months of lessons and a partridge in a pear tree
Posted in Ramblings on Dec 30th, 2009 3 Comments »
Maybe…but look how happy the upside down octopus looks.
Archive for December, 2009
Happy Holidays!
Posted in Ramblings on Dec 24th, 2009 1 Comment »
I’m off to New Brunswick to visit my Grand Maman, and this time I’m going to do everything in my power to avoid watching the weather channel.
I wish you all the happiest of holidays. I hope you get to spend time with your loved ones. And if you can’t for whatever reason, spend the time [...]
You can teach a bitch new tricks
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Dec 14th, 2009 1 Comment »
Anyone who has the pleasure (and displeasure) of knowing me will readily testify in a court of law that I love to generalize. I do it all the time. I even begin most of my sentences by saying “I know I’m generalizing but…”. I can’t tell you how much my generalizations on any given topic [...]
The end of NaBloPoMo 2009
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 5th, 2009 No Comments »
Technically, NaBloPoMo finished on the 30th of November, but I figured since I started on the 4th of November, I would end on the 4th of December, and declare myself victorious for having posted every day for a month…except that it’s now past midnight and the 5th. Fuckity fuck. Victory is not mine.
DAMN IT! I [...]
This one’s for Carly
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 3rd, 2009 1 Comment »
If you don’t know what to buy your lover, mother, sister, ex-girlfriend, grandmother, and your emo male hippy feminist friend for Christmas and you’re freaking out…well freak out no more:
Your eyes are not deceiving you…THE VAGINA NECKLACE has arrived just in time for the holidays.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
I has a smell
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 2nd, 2009 No Comments »
When I’m not trying out various deodorants, I’ve been told by a number of people who’ve been attracted to me over the years that I have a smell. A good smell. A smell of my own that actually drives both men and women to…um…how do I put this delicately…want to fornicate with me…right after they’re [...]
World Aids Day
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 1st, 2009 No Comments »
A few years ago when I was getting tested for AIDS (I had a partner cheat on me with a man and just wanted to make sure I was ok) I asked the nurse if she was still getting a lot of gay men coming to see her since I had heard that sexually transmitted [...]