Many years ago, my friend Laura, a gorgeous amazon of a woman, sadly recounted how her ex-girlfriend could not spoon her due to the fact that she was so much taller. The ex had convinced Laura that height played an important factor as to who was the Spooner and who was the Spoonee.
Being all 5 feet 2 inches and 1/4, I immediately set out to debunk this horrible lie. I showed Laura that just because a gal is short does not mean she cannot spoon someone significantly taller…and spoon her well.
Which leads me to the question du jour:
Are you a Spooner or a Spoonee?
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OMG… that is the CUTEST picture EVER!!! i would love to be in the middle of that!!
aaaAAAaaAAaaaawWwWWWwww!!!!
little kitten fur!!!
eiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
hmmm… i guess i’m also supposed to pick a position???
i’m both… but my girlfriend is sooooo good at spooning, she can put me to sleep instantly when she wraps her arms around me…. mmmmmm…..
My girlfriend is 5’7″ and I am 5’3 and 3/4″ so feel where you’re coming from. She insisted on being spooner based on height but I have broken her of this mindset. I’m an equal opportunity spooner/spoonee depending on my mood.
I guess I should, first, find someone to spoon with. I’ll get back to you once step #1 is completed :p
but I’m pretty sure that if I was to spoon with the woman I’m interested in, I’d definetely be the spoonee… at least for once! Then I can be whatever she wants me to be.