Years ago, one of my exes would get really annoyed with the way I chopped vegetables. I cut them too chunky for her liking. She wanted smaller bits. I would calmly explain that since I was the one making supper, she shouldn’t aggravate the person with the big fucking knife.
Cutting chunky vegetables wasn’t the only thing I did that irritated her; she didn’t like the way I folded my pants, the books I read, my friends, my emotional attachment to my goddaughters, and that I didn’t always want to buy my clothes at Value Village.
All of this leads me to la Question du Jour: How do you deal with a girlfriend who feels like everything you do is wrong?


Aknowledge the fact that the biggest “wrong” in that relationship is actually the relationship itself. You’re wrong about everything… Including her. So, make it right… dump the beyatch!