Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jul 17th, 2008 No Comments »
Please note this column was originally posted at http://www.nomorepotlucks.org on March 11th, 2007.
Though they might not stalk you and force you to get a restraining order, some exes still won’t go gently into the night. Let’s explore the good, the bad and the ugly in a lesbian break-up.
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jul 14th, 2008 2 Comments »
“To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.” Henri Bergson
“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” Reinhold Niebuhr
I hate change. I always have. I’m […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jul 9th, 2008 3 Comments »
For the past few weeks I’ve been dealing with a tenant downstairs from my apartment who is suffering from some serious mental issues. Whenever she stops taking her medication, she throws tantrums, yells obscenities, and makes the occasional death threat. It’s sad to see and hear…but I must admit…I envy her freedom.
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jul 5th, 2008 No Comments »
There are countless blogs that serve as a creative outlet for people to vent their frustrations. Attic Tales has certainly given me the means to complain about lesbians and our frequent unhealthy actions. Nevertheless, it would be far too easy to write a blog proclaiming to every Tom, Dick, and Harriet: “You suck and so […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jun 27th, 2008 3 Comments »
I’m suffering from a broken heart right now (pause for violin playing) and I don’t feel like talking about women…so I’d thought I’d post some fluff…sorry…I always post fluff…something fluffier. For the hardcore lesbians who spell WOMAN – WOMYN; who don’t shave their armpits and legs; and who get upset when female transsexuals want to […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jun 24th, 2008 No Comments »
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” Dr. Maya Angelou
The second worse fight I ever had was with a girlfriend, now ex. She had come over to my place because we had had a huge spat the […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jun 17th, 2008 No Comments »
“May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism.”
“Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”
“Why don’t you want to do what you know you should do? The reason you […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on Jun 8th, 2008 2 Comments »
Every two weeks I go to the Laundromat to wash my unmentionables. Why the hell am I calling them unmentionables? My panties…I go to wash my panties…and my socks…and my…well you get the picture. Anyway, unlike some people who detest having to schlep their dirty clothes a few blocks away from home, I actually don’t […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on May 28th, 2008 1 Comment »
Summer is fast approaching and women are rapidly discarding their winter clothing. Not in my bedroom unfortunately; but just because I’m not actually seeing anyone undress up close and personal, doesn’t mean I can’t look from afar. And here in Montreal, it’s definitely a feast for the eyes, and a buffet for my libido. Back […]
Posted in Mostly Harmless on May 1st, 2008 1 Comment »
A lovely friend of mine has decided she wants to start dating again. She’s straight so I won’t try to woo her…hmmm…but she didn’t say I couldn’t flirt with her. Sorry. Chasing after straight girls is another column for another time. Where was I? Oh yeah…because my friend doesn’t want to go out to bars […]