Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 5th, 2009 No Comments »
Technically, NaBloPoMo finished on the 30th of November, but I figured since I started on the 4th of November, I would end on the 4th of December, and declare myself victorious for having posted every day for a month…except that it’s now past midnight and the 5th. Fuckity fuck. Victory is not mine.
DAMN IT! I [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 3rd, 2009 1 Comment »
If you don’t know what to buy your lover, mother, sister, ex-girlfriend, grandmother, and your emo male hippy feminist friend for Christmas and you’re freaking out…well freak out no more:
Your eyes are not deceiving you…THE VAGINA NECKLACE has arrived just in time for the holidays.
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 2nd, 2009 No Comments »
When I’m not trying out various deodorants, I’ve been told by a number of people who’ve been attracted to me over the years that I have a smell. A good smell. A smell of my own that actually drives both men and women to…um…how do I put this delicately…want to fornicate with me…right after they’re [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Dec 1st, 2009 No Comments »
A few years ago when I was getting tested for AIDS (I had a partner cheat on me with a man and just wanted to make sure I was ok) I asked the nurse if she was still getting a lot of gay men coming to see her since I had heard that sexually transmitted [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 30th, 2009 No Comments »
Around six months ago, I got an email from my aunt discussing the unhealthy effects of antiperspirant. It scared the bejeesus out of me so much that I decided to try natural deodorant instead.
I’ve been testing out a few brands since I sweat like a pig and need something effective that will block odor if [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 29th, 2009 No Comments »
Um…yes there are. I cannot take any credit for these one-liners. I will however blame Babette, Rania, and Bich.
Do you have any diseases?
Either you lick it or I lick it. Which is it?
What are your breasts’ names?
How obsessed are you with cock?
What’s your take on stripper poles?
Sick sick people. I’m a lucky girl.
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 29th, 2009 2 Comments »
If you think New York taxis are scary, you’ve never taken Montreal transit.
In the 6 years that I’ve been living in this city, I’ve had some of the most terrifying experiences taking community transport. I’ve had to go through:
the bus running out of gas (when I really needed to pee)
the bus driver experiencing road rage [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 27th, 2009 1 Comment »
A big thank you to Maryse and Bich for introducing me to this cheese:
The goat cheese Le Cendrillon (The Cinderella) from La Maison Alexis de Portneuf was recently crowned the best cheese in the world at the World Cheese Awards. Beating out 2,440 cheeses from 34 countries, this cheese went into the competition not expecting [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 26th, 2009 No Comments »
Geeks rejoice! The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been repaired and is back on track with trying to answer a few essential Universal questions: like what caused the Big Bang?; are there parallel universes/dimensions?; what exactly is dark matter?; and does the Higgs boson also known as the God Particle actually exist?
For those of you [...]
Posted in NaBloPoMo on Nov 25th, 2009 1 Comment »
Raise your hands those of you who floss every day? Hmmm…
Well perhaps this shall convince you as to why flossing is an essential part of a long healthy life.
To prevent tooth decay - I know this seems obvious but if you’re a sweet addict like me, when the harmful bacteria in plaque is mixed with [...]