All hail to the porcelain king!
An ode to the toilet.
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Every once in awhile I get an email from a lovely reader who will ask me a serious question…and every once in awhile I have a serious answer. Then I have to go out and do something immature to balance the scales.
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Welcome to the ninth edition of You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway…a Q&A column where for the past few months you’ve been asking me questions pertaining to Montreal, my interfering in strangers’ lives, why I haven’t been updating as much, my webcomic Penis Schmenis, and…Katy Perry. As always, math questions are not welcomed.
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Welcome to You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway. A column where you get to ask me personal questions about my life and then realize you wish you hadn’t. This week I answer your emails pertaining to polyamory, why my love life sucks, and celibacy.
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Welcome to You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway, a “weekly” column where you get to ask me questions, express your opinions, and send me naked pictures of yourself. That last part is optional of course…or is it?
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Welcome to the sixth edition of YDA…a column where I deal with your questions, problems, and concerns. This week you lovely ladies seem to be having trouble digesting the fact that I’m a divorcee…is there nothing on tv my friends?
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway
Welcome to YDA, an advice column for lesbians who are just too damn lazy to find the answers themselves. I respect that.
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You didn’t ask but I’ll tell you anyway…
Welcome to my hypothetically weekly advice column. This week, I received two angry letters which made me giggle to no end. Is that a normal reaction?
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